Thursday, August 4, 2016

Granny tells Trump: Purple Heart is for not for little green men

Purple Heart, the kind given to Granny for her son, Cecil
"Granny, it's so exciting!  Did you hear what happened to me?  I got something I always wanted, and I didn't have to work for it.  I got a Purple Heart."  And I told that Donald Trump that medal isn't for little green men, it's for red-blooded ones instead.

So I says to him, "You see, my son, Cecil got a Purple Heart in World War II, fighting in the Pacific, and he never came home to his family.    He was a hero, and I got his Purple Heart framed over the mantle in the living room where I can see it good.
"Men like you is green and never were in the military and never saw action anywhere, cause makin' buildings with your name on them isn't the same thing.  You big and fancy and tells everyone how tall you is, and my Cecil wasn't as tall as you, and he sure wasn't rich.  But he earned that Purple Heart, even though he never lived to wear it.  So give it back like you ought to do, to the man who really earned it, cause little green men don't understand what sacrifice can mean.


  1. I thought that was the silliest thing I ever saw, giving that medal to Trump.

  2. That's why I told Trump to give it back.