Sunday, December 20, 2015

Granny's Merry Christmas

Kishorekumar 62 
"Granny?  I just called to wish you happy holidays and a joyous season of the year.  I'm  home from college and saw your lights in the window and that big sign that says 'Merry Christmas.'  You gotta get with the program, you know, it's not politically correct to have that sign up like that.  You need to catch up with the modern world."

"And besides nobody knows for sure when Jesus was born anyway, and there are people who don't believe in Christmas, so we have to respect everyone."

Monday, November 23, 2015

Granny comforts Susie in a world of fallen trees

Bombing in Syria's civil war
I could hear her cryin' in the other room.  She was under the covers just shakin'.  A tree branch fell outside, and Susie got scared again. It ain't no way for my babies to live, so it's time for Granny's arms.

Everybody's scared these days, not just my little one, Susie.  But she's the one right here with me, and this old heart knows bein' scared ain't good for anyone.

Monday, August 31, 2015

Trump tells Granny, "It's personal"

Donald Trump--wikimedia commons, March 2015
"Donald?  Yes, it's me, Granny.  Yes, you do have time for me."

That little Trump (we all called him that years ago because he was always talking up about himself and thinking he's so important and special, like he could trump anyone). So I decided to call him and give him a piece of my mind, cause after all he keeps saying he's too busy to visit but he ain't too busy to visit everywhere else  He tells me: