Saturday, March 3, 2012

Granny going to Russia to remind Putin of the Rules

"Они любят меня, они на самом деле, действительно."."  Vladmir is so excited that some folks are saying he will get to be in charge of Russia again.  But that little Putin grandbaby is like a lot of people in charge, that when they get to the top, they start getting all puffed up and forgetting the Rules.

So I says to Vladmir, "Мне нужно поговорить с вами и выпрямите все это. Что с тобой случилось, что вы считаете, что ваши люди не просто как люди Cloutierville, кто хочет делать то, что права и быть любимым, как все остальные? Вы сделали забыл, что бабушкаучила вас лет назад, и, возможно, пришло время, чтобы получить те уроки, которые вы оставили кажется ".

Now let me give you that in straight talk, cause I know you understand English.  You just pretend sometimes to Granny, like you play pretend with other people too.

"I need to talk to you and straighten all this out.  What happened to you that you think your folks aren't just like Cloutierville people who want to do what's right and be loved like everyone else?  You done forgot what Granny taught you years ago, and maybe it's time to get a reminder of those lessons you forgot."

There are crooks and liars everywhere in the world, but nobody gets away with nothing so long as Granny watches you.      There are folks who are taking what other people need and getting rich that way is a bad, bad thing.  That's why the Man Upstairs done wrote it down and told us all to help each other and not just try to get things for ourselves.  I brought Vladmir up just like my other grandbabies, but he ain't listening now, just like those folks who have so much and don't want to share with their brothers, even when they say that's what they is all about, sharing and all.  Granny sees those babies everywhere, those ones grown up and acting naughty, not sharing or acting like they say they would and arguing they is better than everybody else.    Then they get up there to the top and act like they and their friends are the only ones who should have good things, not like here in Cloutierville, where everybody cares for everybody else, like they are really brothers.

Now your cousin Gordie looked it up for me on his computer thing and found it costs 24345.01 in your money or $831 in oursto get back and forth from here to Russia, so I expect to get there soon to straighten all this out.  We can't have you making Cloutierville look bad after you learned to do right at Granny's knee.  Now Granny's going to get you at this knee again and this time for more than talking.

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