|Alligator in Granny's yard|
So I went out back and says to Skeeter, "Can you come up with something else when you is mad like that?" And he says to me, "I got freedom of speech in Cloutierville and I say what I want. If you don't like it, you get back in your house and keep your windows closed."
Well, tarnation, that just riled me up, 'cause I reached those limits, and so I sure did set that feller straight right then about that "F word" and what cursing really means by letting loose that 'gator in my yard.