Saturday, October 16, 2010

Boudreaux might get BP in another Battle of New Orleans, Granny warns

"Okay, I told you to come down from there and do those chores right, so how many times do I have to tell you to get busy and do what you're supposed to, BP, because you know the last time those British started messin' around in Louisiana, they got their comeuppance for sure.

There you are up there away from it all, making other people clean up your oily mess and not making things good with them and all.  Then there's the business of people still getting sick, and you telling them no way they had problems,  even when you were responsible for them in the first place.

I tell you, child, you just can't be trying to figure some way to get out of this, cause Granny's been watching you and told you when you started that business, that you was getting yourself in big trouble, and you still not owning up to it.  You just keep telling people stories, but you know old Granny knows better.  I just knowed you too long.

And you telling me you are only gonna do so much and that's it?  I don't think so, you whipper snapper, because Granny is seeing to it you finish what you started.  You keep beatin' around the bush and not being straight up with Granny or anybody else.

You hear me, boy, when I'm talking to you?  Because I am going to get your cousin Boudreaux from here in Cloutierville up that tree, and you know you don't want to mess with him when he gets mad, cause he knows those swamps real well, and he's fixing to get you into that boat with him and take you out where you can see all you done to mess up, unless those alligators get you first."

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